Explosives expert and disabled mobility advocate Jamison “Junkrat” Fawkes has today lashed out at wankers everywhere, saying he feels “hurt and betrayed” by their failure to wank him into the recently-released top ten list...
Cloud Imperium Games have confirmed that their plans to not release Star Citizen will continue into the new year, saying there will be “no change” to their current policy. “We will not be making...
Famed Nazi leader and go-to debate reference Adolf Hitler is reportedly in early negotiations to star as the final boss of 2017, according to sources familiar with the deal. Hitler’s appearance will cap off...
Local man Lewis Snyder is congratulating himself today after setting a new personal record of 9.7 seconds between seeing that one of his mates had accidentally spelled the new Star Wars movie as “Rouge...
Local hero Grit Bladesworn is reportedly struggling with a good excuse to undertake his personal journey, as his wife and young daughter remain in excellent health and in no immediate danger of being killed...
The Last of Us Part 2 writer Neil Druckmann has confirmed what many series fans have been wanting to hear: this time around, shivs that you craft in the game may not even last...
The awkward silences in the squad after each of Duke Nukem’s witty over-the-top quips are beginning to grow longer and longer, according to reports from the surface of Stygia. Although high command initially believed...
The organisers of this year’s Game Awards are tonight congratulating themselves for a job well done, pleased that a majority of the audience managed to keep it together and not just have a complete...
Peter Moore is today denying accusations that he was seen leaving a local gaming store with an entire shopping trolley full of Titanfall 2 discs in an attempt to prop up disappointingly low sales....
Developer Sean Murray is today being called out for his crimes against local gamer Eric Ramos, which include a variety of charges ranging from “misrepresented the feature set of No Man’s Sky” to “made...
