Feminism Proving Popular With Men After Being Re-Released In Tactical Matte Black
A new report shows that more men than ever are proudly identifying as feminists, after the ideological movement was re-released in a guy-friendly ‘tactical matte black’ edition.
The re-branded feminism, which comes in a rugged black faux-weathered package with bold, strong font choices, has been flying off the shelves and manufacturers say they are struggling to keep up with demand.
“I have to admit that I didn’t think feminism was for me,” explained man Neal Myers to Point & Clickbait as he filled his shopping cart with multiple copies of feminism “for his bros”.
“I mean look at the name, ‘fem’-inism. Not ‘men’-inism. But I’m happy to admit that I was wrong. Feminism… is for men. It’s all connected. It’s about the imbalances in our society, isn’t it? It’s so obvious, now that somebody made it look rugged and metallic.”
Owners of the tactical matte black edition of feminism have been enjoying a new understanding of the ways in which rigid gender roles for men lock them into a system of unhealthy goals that result in stunted emotional growth, violent outbursts, poor relationships, and eventual suicide. They also receive a bunch of protein bars.
“It’s a real eye-opener,” commented newly-minted feminist Chris Montgomery. “I’m only now coming to fully understand the way I’ve been a willing victim and supporter of an insidious system designed to arbitrarily place limits on what people can achieve based on imaginary social constructs.”
“I’m also getting sick gains, which owns.”
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