Well true gamers, it looks like those degenerate leftist puritans are at it again, destroying gaming for everyone with their heavy-handed censorship. I don’t know how they found time in between dying their hair...
2019’s over, and what a year it was for games. There were new classics in every genre, from FPS, to indie games, and of course our favourite genre, miscellaneous. Here’s our definitive round-up of...
The annual Pornhub video game search results have been released, leaving many observers stunned to learn that the title causing the most jerking off is none other than tried and true classic, Tetris. Beating...
Local woman Esther Jedson is today slowly lowering her finger from the block button, after realising that the clever man she had previously mistaken as a total fucking creep had, subversively, ended his comment...
Indie developer Gossamer Thread Games has today announced that their confronting debut game I Yearn To Be Whole Again, which presents players with a moving examination of the weight of grief in the wake...
Making a game is a team effort. Hundreds of people working together as a well-oiled machine – bringing together the best of their discipline in search of becoming something greater, something more than the...
In a wild case of life imitating art, a new delinquency act put into effect by the Japanese government requires that a random high school class be dropped onto a secluded island and forced...
Everybody has the right to an opinion, and doubly so if you happen to have a website. And while it’s good and healthy to be able to use that right in order to criticise...
With the re-release of the Halo: Master Chief Collection, Spartan supersoldiers everywhere are being called back into active service, dusting off their power armour, and working through a series of exercises so they don’t...
Everything is falling into place for local community manager Tent Dendle, who is on top of the world after only receiving two (2) death threats in the course of his work today. Dendle, whose...
In devastating news out of the Galar region this week, local Pokemon trainer Kernston Brunt has managed to finally catch them all – but remains, at his core, deeply unsatisfied and profoundly empty. After...
