The forecast for April 12 in the small island community of NuckFuts called for sunny skies, perfect fishing conditions, and laughter among friends. The much-anticipated Sunday, designated as “Bunny Day” by local officials, was...
Weak and useless games journalist Hent Bazeggi has been reduced to tears today after his pathetic attempt at an unboxing video revealed just how out of touch he, and by extension all game journalists,...
Ubisoft have announced that the next installment of Assassin’s Creed will be delayed after a “unexpected recliner error” resulted in one of the development studios being lost down the back of the couch. A...
As the death toll continues to mount from the COVID-19 coronavirus outbreak in the United States, one game development studio has drawn a line in the sand and said “look at us”. In a...
In today’s world of video games, both the videoers and the gamers alike want only one thing: triangles. And these sons of bitches just can’t get enough of the three-sided little motherfuckers pouring into...
Wow! The Xbox Game Pass service continues to be an amazing service and incredible value prospect, especially with this month’s deal. Microsoft has heard your demands, your pleas, and your wild howls directed at...
Ubisoft’s stock price has risen today on the back of an internal leak clarifying that all future Assassin’s Creed games will continue to take place in settings which won’t be too challenging for white...
Unassuming character artist Lump Huggins was a relative nobody yesterday – but today this quiet, softly-spoken 28 year-old man is fending of hundreds of marriage proposals and being pressured to accept the prestigious Male...
Get your mute buttons ready, folks, because Naughty Dog’s top executives have issued a warning of a potential huge leak–one that will ruin your good time by revealing just how awful working on The...
Local man Donnis Brunks is grinning excitedly today as he closes down the overly complicated spreadsheets he is required to manage for his day job, and opens up an even more complicated spreadsheet which...
Nintendo is getting on the front foot of the current hacking scandal that has seen hundreds of thousands of users accounts compromised, suggesting that it was “not a great idea” to store everyone’s passwords...
