Well true gamers, it looks like those degenerate leftist puritans are at it again, destroying gaming for everyone with their heavy-handed censorship. I don’t know how they found time in between dying their hair...
In a wild case of life imitating art, a new delinquency act put into effect by the Japanese government requires that a random high school class be dropped onto a secluded island and forced...
Everybody has the right to an opinion, and doubly so if you happen to have a website. And while it’s good and healthy to be able to use that right in order to criticise...
With the re-release of the Halo: Master Chief Collection, Spartan supersoldiers everywhere are being called back into active service, dusting off their power armour, and working through a series of exercises so they don’t...
Everything is falling into place for local community manager Tent Dendle, who is on top of the world after only receiving two (2) death threats in the course of his work today. Dendle, whose...
In devastating news out of the Galar region this week, local Pokemon trainer Kernston Brunt has managed to finally catch them all – but remains, at his core, deeply unsatisfied and profoundly empty. After...
It’s that time again – time to recognise the best and brightest contributions to our industry from the literally overlooked crowd of toddlers who do so much to bring us the video games we...
This holiday season, expect a seasonal chill–the one that runs down your spine when your uncle asks you to explain your favourite anime to them, that is! Experts are warning ahead of Christmas that...
After making history with the iconic Cybertruck, entrepreneur and genius Elon Musk has whipped gamers into a frenzy with the announcement of another incredible new car which is only visible to him. Dubbed “The...
To the relief of gamers everywhere, entertainment giant Activision has confirmed that the regular donations it makes to the two largest political parties in the country are, in fact, not political. An SJW journalist...
Disney+ is upon us, and we throb with desire for this rich new vein of content. We shudder and surge with glee at the mere thought of diving into its meaty catalogue, swimming around...
