How To Talk To A Woman Who Is Playing A PlayStation 4 Inside Her Locked House

These days, many women are often sitting at home playing games on consoles like the PlayStation 4, and there will be several barriers preventing you from communicating with them, such as locked doors, fences, or territorial dogs.

Yet, that doesn’t mean you can’t talk to them. We’ve put together a simple guide on how to talk to a woman in this situation – it’s foolproof and you can use it again and again.

Of course, not all women are open to being approached in this manner, due to privacy concerns or trespassing laws. However, if a woman playing a PlayStation 4 inside her locked house is single and hoping to meet a boyfriend (or even a new lover) she will almost always be willing to at the very least barricade herself inside her bedroom and scream at you to leave.

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What to Do to Get Her Attention

1. Stand in front of her house (with 30 to 50 meters between you). Try to pick a spot where you can see her. Look for good line-of-sight opportunities like large windows or open curtains. Don’t be afraid to create new opportunities by scaling a tree or standing on top of her car. Women find this kind of confident behaviour extremely arousing in a potential mate.

2. Have a relaxed, easy-going smile. Keep a loose but ready grip on your own PlayStation 4 DualShock controller, which you will be bringing to show her you are fun, relatable, and ready to game at a moments notice.

3. If she hasn’t already looked up at you, simply get her attention with a wave of your hand. Wave your hand in her direct line of vision so she can’t ignore it. It is possible she may not be able to see you because you are very far away and she is looking at the TV, so move closer and begin banging loudly on the windows and doors of the house to get her attention. Thump the doors and windows in a rhythmic fashion to show you have great taste in music.

4. When she peeks out through the door or curtains, smile and hold up your PlayStation 4 controller and say “Pause that game for a minute,” and press the pause button on the controller so she fully understands.

If she doesn’t understand (most women will quickly slide the deadbolt into position or draw the blinds), simply use your controller to smash your way through the closest window and climb confidently into her house. This step may be necessary with particularly shy girls.

5. Then, do what we call “Acknowledging the Awkwardness” by quickly mentioning something about the awkwardness of the moment (see the conversation example below), to demonstrate you understand that what you have just done was deranged and criminal.

This will help to put her at ease and know that you are a cool guy who she can relax and stop calling the police on.

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What to Do When She Runs And Hides In The Bedroom And Locks The Door Behind Her

You: [Smile in a friendly, confident manner as you speak to the locked door]  🙂 Hey – I know it’s not normal for people to talk to someone who is playing their PlayStation 4 inside their locked house, but I was walking along and saw a brief glimpse of you through the curtains and thought – wow, she’s a cutie, I have to say hi. I’m Dan, what’s your name?

Woman: [Screaming and shouting at you to leave her alone and get out of her house] Leave me alone and get out of my house!

You: [Add in some humour] Cool…nice to meet you. I don’t normally break into women’s locked houses, but your blue PlayStation 4 controller was just calling out to me.

Woman: [Most likely laughing, smiling and enjoying the interaction] Get the fuck out of my house! I’m calling the police! You fucking psycho!

You: [Let her know that you have something to do/somewhere to go, so she understands that you’re not going to stand there talking to her for 30 minutes] Anyway, so I’m just out doing a bit of gaming at the moment. I’m on my way to a game store up the street to pre-order the latest and greatest games, actually. How’s your day going so far?

As you keep the conversation going, start to look for a way out before the police arrive, or alternatively grab some of her possessions which you can later use to line your nest. Women are attracted to the colour blue so keep an eye out for blue items, making sure that you have more than your nearest rival.

Alternatively, if the shouting and screaming stops and you hear a window opening and a car starting, sit down on her couch and unpause her game to show her you mean business by racking up a few new high scores while she’s away. She’ll be flattered and more than likely ovulate uncontrollably every time she sees your gamertag on her scoreboard.

A woman can be approached anywhere, even if she is sitting inside her locked house on her private property. When a guy smashes his way through a woman’s window in a confident and self-assured way because he has something to say to her, she knows she’s dealing with someone serious and powerful, who should definitely be behind bars.

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Common Mistakes Guys Make When Approaching A Woman Who Is Inside Her Locked House Playing Her PlayStation 4

Approaching in a nervous manner

The first thing a woman wants to experience when she sees your face peeking into her shutters is your confidence. Women are attracted to the strength in men (e.g. smashing your window, standing on top of your car and screaming) and turned off by the weakness (e.g. getting stuck on the letterbox, being chased away by the dog).

Allowing her to scare him away

Women love to test guys to see how confident they really are and a favorite test of women is to run screaming at the intruder in her home, wielding a baseball bat, just to see what he will do next. Will he walk away in shame, or will he remain calm and continue talking to her in a confident, easy-going manner?

This shouting and screaming and threatening is her way of signalling that she wants him to leave the house, and also that she is going to kill him. Women like to deploy these kind of tests on potential mates all the time. If a guy gives up at the first sign of violent resistance or police deployment, most women will be turned off by his mental and emotional weakness as a man.

Allowing her to enjoy her hobby peacefully and respectfully

No matter how good a woman might be at the popular home video game console, the PlayStation 4, she still dreams of meeting a guy who is better at it than her.

Controlling an interaction with a woman is not about bossing her around, being arrogant, or being too assertive. Instead, you simply need to delete all of her game accounts and snap her discs, throwing them into the trash. This will simply speed up the natural process of your relationship, during which you would expect her to stop gaming as a hobby, because it is your hobby and she will naturally fall into a more supportive role once she realises you are better at it and also that you are an unhinged psychopath.

Remember: the key is the right attitude. Even a woman who has locked herself inside her own home and does not know you even exist can be convinced to accept you as a potential mate if you follow these steps. How else will you meet the perfect girl?

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