Five Signs Your PlayStation 4 Wants You To Kiss It
Hey gamers! You might be a master of all the hottest new videogames, like Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night or Sine Mora Ex, but just because you can press buttons well doesn’t always mean...
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WTF! PlayStation and Xbox Just Tweeted At Each Other And Now We Love Late Capitalism
An historic summit occurred today on Twitter as the official accounts for two major gaming rivals briefly acknowledged each other’s existence. On Friday morning, the official Twitter account for PlayStation tweeted a playful, coquettish...
5 Very Compelling Reasons Why It Would Be Good For Our Website Traffic If Sony Revealed The PlayStation 5 At E3 This Year
Seems like E3 is just around the corner, and the rumour mill is running hot! Everyone is expecting Sony to finally reveal the PlayStation 5, and speaking as the editor of this website, I...
Incredible! The Xbox One X Version Of Assassin’s Creed Origins Is So Detailed You Can See Even More Microtransactions
Sometimes, something astonishing happens in the world of technology. Something that just makes you sit back and say “Wow”. Sometimes technology moves so fast that you just need to stop and take a second...
Increasingly Desperate Phil Spencer Finally Buys PlayStation 4
As pressure mounts to reveal more information about the much-anticipated ‘Project Scorpio’, a stressed and desperate Xbox boss Phil Spencer has been spotted purchasing a PlayStation 4 from a local GameStop. Point & Clickbait...
Owners Of Basic PS4s Looking Forward To Uglier, Shittier Versions Of Latest Games
PlayStation 4 owners around the country are welcoming the upcoming release of the more powerful PlayStation 4 Pro, thrilled by the knowledge that from this point on they’ll always be playing the shittiest possible...
Microsoft Unable To Enjoy Fallout 4 Mod Exclusivity, Suspicious Sony Let Them Have It
Champagne bottles at Microsoft’s Redmond headquarters remain unopened today, with company executives worried that Sony’s decision to drop Fallout 4 mod support on the PS4 may have been motivated largely by pity. Sources inside...
How To Talk To A Woman Who Is Playing A PlayStation 4 Inside Her Locked House
These days, many women are often sitting at home playing games on consoles like the PlayStation 4, and there will be several barriers preventing you from communicating with them, such as locked doors, fences,...
Rumour: New Xbox One To Take PS4 Discs, Use PS4 Controllers, Be PS4
Industry insiders have confirmed rumours that a new, smaller Xbox One model is on the way, with a revamped design that is compatible with PlayStation 4 discs and controllers and may, in fact, just...
PlayStation Takes Inspiration From PC Gaming By Rendering Expensive Hardware Instantly Obsolete
PC gamers worldwide are excited this week with the news that Sony is about to adopt one of the most thrilling parts of PC gaming: the sinking feeling of knowing that your expensive hardware...
