Reviewer Who Gave Red Dead Redemption 2 Score Of 97% Charged At Special Hague Tribunal
Following a massive public outcry, games reviewer Tommy Barnes has been arraigned at a hastily-convened tribunal at the United Nations International Criminal Court at the Hague in the Netherlands.
Barnes, who was sadistic and evil enough to give Red Dead Redemption 2 a disgustingly low score of 97 out of 100, joins other notorious villains who have committed unspeakable crimes against humanity.
The sensational trial follows the shocking discovery of Red Dead Redemption 2’s Metacritic score, found with a slight scratch on it after Barnes maliciously published his disgusting attack.
Secretary-General António Guterres was initially reluctant to launch proceedings against the criminal mastermind, but after twenty-four hours of rioting in major cities, agreed that there was no other solution.
Despite admitting that he did in fact give the game a 97 out of 100 as charged, Barnes remains unrepentant.
“Ninety seven fucking percent,” Barnes told Point & Clickbait in an exclusive interview, callously admitting to his crimes. “Ninety seven,” he added, while we squirmed in disgust, “out of 100.”
“That’s an incredibly good score,” continued the deranged lunatic, only further condemning himself by showing how desperately disconnected he is from reality.
“It’s a good score,” he added as he was dragged from the room by armed security officers.