The Greatest Show On Earth: A Day With Geoff Keighley
Morning I arrive at the cafe at exactly 9AM, following the instructions on the run-sheet Keighley has printed out and sent to me several weeks in advance. The cafe he has chosen adjoins a...
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Report: After Nylon Bag Incident, Bethesda Now Holds Record For Deepest Digging Operation
Owners of the Mponeng gold mine in South Africa, formerly the record holder for the deepest underground digging operation, have been forced to hand the title over to Bethesda Softworks after a week of...
Shaving Cream And Six-Shooters: The Grittiest Moments From Red Dead Redemption 2
Arthur Morgan stares at himself in the mirror. Grimly, he raises his hand, the vintage cut-throat razor poised to scrape down his weathered chin. I slowly squeeze the right trigger on the controller, bringing...
BioWare Marketing Team Hoping Commander Shepard’s Decomposing Corpse Has A Few More N7 Days Left In It
Worried-looking BioWare staff on the marketing team have admitted that they fear the rapidly-rotting corpse of Commander Shepard may not survive another N7 day celebration. With many fans now commenting that the commander “seems...
Review: Pressing Button Make Number Go Up
Games can offer a sweeping variety of breathtaking experiences. When you fire up a game, you never know whether you’ll be creeping through a forest hiding from the rattling bones of the undead, or...
Rockstar Reassures Public: Only Staff Who Volunteer Are Fed Into The Gnashing Metal Teeth Of The Machine
Recent media reports may have painted a picture of dire work conditions at Rockstar Games, but according to CEO Dan Houser, every staff member at the company is free to stay away from the...
Telltale Games CEO Vows To Remember Choices Leading To Studio Closure In Next Episode Of His Beautiful Life
A tearful Telltale Games CEO Pete Hawley has pledged that he will take all of the experiences from closing the studio, and load them into whatever high-paying job he picks up next. Speaking to...
Riot Games Chief Ball-Groping Officer Promises An End To “Culture Of Ball-Groping”
A tearful Chief Ball-Groping Officer at Riot Games has told a packed all-staff meeting that “the culture of relentlessly groping people’s balls must stop” if the company is to move forward. CBGO Tomas Weber...
Real-Life Superhero: Meet The Only Gamer Who Knows Whether Something Is Really “Journalism” Or Not
In our post-truth age, it can be all too easy to get lost in a sea of lies, bias, and if you’re not careful, lying bias. Gamers who once relied on trustworthy, hard-hitting journalism...
WoW Player With 17,823 Confirmed Kills To His Name Worried That Latest Expansion Might Cross A Moral Line
After 14 years of slaughtering enemy soldiers, random NPCs, wandering monsters and nearby wildlife, World of Warcraft veteran Darin Newman is wondering whether or not the latest quest lines are taking things a bit...
