After making history with the iconic Cybertruck, entrepreneur and genius Elon Musk has whipped gamers into a frenzy with the announcement of another incredible new car which is only visible to him. Dubbed “The...
To the relief of gamers everywhere, entertainment giant Activision has confirmed that the regular donations it makes to the two largest political parties in the country are, in fact, not political. An SJW journalist...
Disney+ is upon us, and we throb with desire for this rich new vein of content. We shudder and surge with glee at the mere thought of diving into its meaty catalogue, swimming around...
After all of these years, Valve is finally blowing the dust off their beloved Half-Life franchise and releasing a new game which will serve as a flagship product for their line of Betamax hardware....
Local man Henley Gersh is today going the extra mile to make sure that everything will be perfect in his first game as Dungeon Master – printing out character sheets for all of his...
In the new trailer for the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog movie, Paramount is finally giving fans of the lovable blue blur exactly what they want–a fun-filled adventure for the whole family, a new generation...
Veteran murderer Sam Fisher has weighed into the discussion on corporate health insurance today, claiming that if the enemy guards receive the vision therapy they bargained for, he will be out of work. The...
Iconic Batman Begins director Christopher Nolan has performed a public service today by holding up and robbing a Chase Bank in New York, diverting the discourse away from Scorsese’s comments about the Marvel Cinematic...
In a strange new case of life imitating art, local CEO Hent Zentley has been spotted entering his own private, secure manor house and browsing his large collection of personal items while his workers...
Get ready to dodge the razor-sharp shards of the shattered glass ceiling and also a whole pile of pit and spike traps, because this 12-foot tall woman is making waves in the startup sector! ...
