Blizzard Entertainment President J. Allen Brack has today called the buggy, messy, disappointing launch of Warcraft 3 Reforged a “total success”, thanking all staff for their assistance in moving the spotlight away from the...
Great news, folks! I’ve just finished reading a meme on Reddit about actor Henry Cavill, who – and I know how this sounds – once used a computer. He did! That’s right. And here’s...
In a stunning and unexpected bipartisan move, the Xbox brand has officially come out in support of Mario, Nintendo’s iconic mascot, as the Democratic candidate for the 2020 US election. The company, which was...
Local gamer Jamie Murps has reluctantly called for a boycott of himself, saying in a statement that after discovering he can change his own pronouns at will, he has now become “too political”. In...
Infuriated local gamer Hently Perb has claimed that he will stage an ongoing boycott campaign of restaurant Le Chet Póshe after finding a mouse cursor in his bowl of soup this week. The cool...
Long after most players have abandoned it, the top Anthem player in the world has remained dedicated to BioWare’s troubled shooter RPG. Andony Gutz, who maintains a grueling two-hour schedule of play per week,...
The annual Pornhub video game search results have been released, leaving many observers stunned to learn that the title causing the most jerking off is none other than tried and true classic, Tetris. Beating...
Local woman Esther Jedson is today slowly lowering her finger from the block button, after realising that the clever man she had previously mistaken as a total fucking creep had, subversively, ended his comment...
Indie developer Gossamer Thread Games has today announced that their confronting debut game I Yearn To Be Whole Again, which presents players with a moving examination of the weight of grief in the wake...
In a wild case of life imitating art, a new delinquency act put into effect by the Japanese government requires that a random high school class be dropped onto a secluded island and forced...
