A tearful Telltale Games CEO Pete Hawley has pledged that he will take all of the experiences from closing the studio, and load them into whatever high-paying job he picks up next. Speaking to...
Counter-culture thought leader and outspoken free speech activist Nick “BladeOfReason” Dunn has today somehow failed to make comment on the controversial issue of Batman’s penis being removed from official artwork. This week’s launch of...
Local man Zachary Sutton is gearing up for a return of some old favourites tonight, with the impending re-release of Dopamine Classic into his neural pathways. “Oh, hell yeah,” announced Sutton upon learning of...
Content giant YouTube has broken new ground this week by announcing a new plan which will see the multi-billion dollar company “very nearly acknowledge” their responsibility for the burnout epidemic sweeping their high profile...
Local man Dale Bradey doesn’t look like the sort of man you would describe as a “conspiracy nut”. He’s clean-shaven, in a stable relationship, and holds down a steady job. And yet, night after...
A tearful Chief Ball-Groping Officer at Riot Games has told a packed all-staff meeting that “the culture of relentlessly groping people’s balls must stop” if the company is to move forward. CBGO Tomas Weber...
Parents: are your children asking you to purchase the latest “Spider-Man” game? You might want to think twice before giving in, with experts warning that the game presents a “dangerously unrealistic fantasy world where...
The International Olympic Committee, which continues to debate the merits of esports at the Olympic Games, has courted controversy once again by failing to congratulate me on my fucking sick quad kill on Bomb...
The upcoming relaunch of Escapist Magazine has suffered another setback today, after security staff were forced to stop and search an employee on suspicion of carrying politics into the building. The employee returned a...
Fans of games like DayZ, Rust, ARK and Scum can now head to the Steam Early Access section and pick up the promising new hardcore survival sim, Shit Out Your Own Skull And Die...
