Censorship served up another devastating casualty today. After months of speculation and YouTube deep dives, Sega has finally confirmed the worst: players won’t be allowed to fuck the cars in Team Sonic Racing. “I...
A brave and contrite EA has confessed that it would “totally suck” if gamers were to show them the error of their ways by pre-ordering Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order. “The games industry has...
Tom Clancy’s The Division 2 has made history today as the first videogame to be sworn into the United States Senate, despite being, we’re assured, fiercely and truly apolitical. Although it was developed in...
Streaming legend Mathew ‘zebby’ Glent, who currently dominates on Twitch with an incredible 7.8 million subscribers, has launched a thoughtful and progressive new drive to address a serious problem: not enough people know that...
Local gamer Arnold Plunt, famous in his friend group for his extremely twisted sense of humour and the Joker avatar he settled on at 13 and has seen no reason to revisit, today apologised...
Following in the vein of popular websites like ‘Does the Dog Die?’, a new website run by gamer and vicar enthusiast Jessica Skunk finally answers the question on everyone’s lips – will this game...
EA concept artist Lynette Jacobs is putting in a hasty call to her obstetrics and gynaecology specialist today, after learning that a condition of her maternity leave would be that her new baby is...
A man has been arrested after suggesting that Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice could receive a sequel with a very obvious and obnoxious name. Police were called when the man, 28 year old Burt Waggle,...
Reports coming in from various places that I’ve seen you online today suggest that you have just noticed something bad is happening and are, quite rightfully, upset by it. I understand that whatever the...
Security guards are standing by to remove Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney from outside the offices of Halo developers 343 Industries, as he enters the 27th minute of an extended serenade intended to win...
