Dipshit Commenter Accurately Points Out That December 28 Is A Slow News Day
An extremely insightful commenter has stunned audiences today by asking whether December 28, right at the end of the year between Christmas and New Year’s Day, is a slow news day.
Wearing what observers have described as “the grin of a smug dickbag”, commenter ShadowBLADE98 typed “Is it a slow news day or something?” in the comments section of his favourite gaming news website and mashed the Enter key, before leaning back in his chair, satisfied.
“What I was trying to get across was that it is, in fact, a slow news day, and I’m upset that I’m not constantly being stimulated,” confided ShadowBLADE98 to Point & Clickbait.
“The question was rhetorical. Also, my life is devoid of meaning and I externalise that frustration onto others.”
Point & Clickbait understands that staff at the website in question were “polite but firm” in their response, patiently explaining to ShadowBLADE98 that “of course it’s a slow news day you fucking dickbag, it’s December 28. What do you expect?” and suggesting that he “fuck off”.
Happy New Year from Point & Clickbait, everyone.
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