5 Gaming Lifehacks That Will Change The Way You Play Forever
A lot of gamers don’t know about these great lifehacks. Some of these you might have seen before, but we promise you — they are game changing. They are going to change the way...
Author: Tim Colwill
Konami “Doesn’t Know Anyone Called Hideo Kojima”, Not Sure Why You Would Bring It Up
Only days after banning Hideo Kojima from attending the extremely relevant Game Awards, publisher Konami have now announced they’re “not even sure who that is”. “Hideo Kojima? Doesn’t ring a bell,” explained Konami’s PR...
Fake Geek Girl Spotted In Alaska Wilderness
A truck driver in remote Alaska has reported a sighting of what appears to be a fake geek girl. At about 2:30 on the morning of September 17, Shawn McCoy was hauling timber just outside of...
5 Disney Princesses Re-Imagined As Wario
An artist has boldly envisioned what the women of Disney might look like, if they were the Nintendo character Wario. The thought-provoking series sees princesses such as Mulan, Jasmine and others transformed into the...
The Game Awards Important If Your Favourite Game Won, Meaningless If It Did Not
The Game Awards for (insert year) have concluded, with your favourite games either receiving the important recognition they deserve, or being passed over by an insipid, over-commercialised industry if they did not. Host Geoff Keighley handed...
Scientists Still Unclear As To Exact Purpose Of Uplay
A ground-breaking three year study by a team of top scientists has utterly failed to reveal any compelling reason for the existence of Ubisoft’s game client, Uplay. The team, which includes expert theoretical physicists,...
GamerGate Supporter Embraces Unethical Journalism In His Quest For Ethical Journalism
GamerGate supporter Norman Hill has shown his commitment to greater ethical standards in video game journalism, by enthusiastically embracing some of the absolute worst, unethical, garbage journalism the Internet has to offer. Friends of the 23-year...
Xbox One Elite Controller Fails To Magically Make Man Better At Halo
Less-than-professional gamer Dwayne Conner has labelled the new Xbox One Elite Controller “a piece of shit” after it did not turn him into the world’s best Halo player overnight. Conner, who has had a bizarre...
“Batman v Superman trailer” Is A Search Term That Will Bring You To Our Website
Did you guys catch the newest Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice trailer that was released today? Incredible stuff that features Batman vs. Superman new trailer Black Friday Cyber Monday deals showing us footage from the forthcoming movie....
Man Who Hates Anita Sarkeesian Refuses To Stop Watching Her Videos Or Reading Her Tweets
Local man Dean Webster, who absolutely hates feminist video game critic Anita Sarkeesian, has just finished watching all of her videos through for the 28th time. Webster also follows Sarkeesian on Twitter, using several different...
