For Honor’s developers have denied reports of a declining playerbase, describing as “fake news” claims that the team are now just “bashing action figures of vikings together and making ‘whoosh’ and ‘clang’ noises”. Although...
Local man and vocal critic of reactionary culture Irvin Fleming remains stuck on a park bench today, where has remained since he sat down to eat lunch and was hit by the unpleasant realisation...
Overwatch developers have struggled since launch to come up with the right balance for Roadhog, but now believe they have hit on the perfect solution: alternating between an ‘overpowered’ and ‘underpowered’ version every other...
Local man and PC gamer Melvin Harris remains in emotional turmoil today as he tries to understand whether he genuinely believes in the existence of a gaming “master race”, or whether he was just...
New Donk City psychologists are worried about an alarming rise in cases of what they are calling ‘Mario Syndrome’ – a disturbing new mental condition where residents temporarily believe that they are the iconic...
Up-and-coming YouTuber Kerry Copeland may only be a small-time game streamer and social commentator at the moment, but he’s got it all planned out and is on the path to success. A crucial part...
The recently-released Crash Bandicoot N.Sane Trilogy for the PS4 has been an instant hit, brilliantly overhauling the sound and the visuals while perfectly preserving local man Jason Bailey’s total fucking incompetence at playing it....
After reviewing the excited reactions to its announcement of an upcoming SNES Mini console, Nintendo has indicated that there may be a strong case to manufacture more than a single one of them worldwide....
Markus “Notch” Pearsson, creator of Minecraft, has publicly apologised for a series of bad tweets which he claims were caused by “poorly configured redstone circuitry” in his brain. “Clearly somewhere along the line I...
Local woman Jessie Fleming has been spotted culturally appropriating an entire PlayStation 4, a spare controller, and several second-hand games at a nearby GameStop checkout today, according to sources familiar with the situation. Point...
