Twitch Launches New Sub-Prime Membership
Fresh from announcing that Twitch Prime members can now continue to enjoy ads like everyone else, Twitch has kicked things up a notch with an exciting new “Sub-Prime” membership option. In a media release,...
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Pavlov’s Dog Pre-Orders Ringing Of Dinner Bell
His tail wagging happily, local dog Bruno has entered the house and pre-ordered one ring of the dinner bell, a sound which he is certain will be immediately followed by food. Sources close to...
Inclusivity Win: Red Dead Redemption 2 Will Allow Players To Choose Whether Or Not Their Male Protagonist Respects Women
Red Dead Redemption 2 already looks to be another unforgettable 11/10 experience if the latest trailer is anything to go by, but hold on to your (cowboy) hats, gamers: Rockstar are kicking it up...
Enormously Popular, Influential Streamer Struggling To Think Of Ways He Could Possibly Change Streamer Culture
Fortnite streamer and mega-star Tyler “Ninja” Blevins continues to rack his brains today, mystified as to how he could possibly use his massive power and influence to effect change in the online culture that...
Rational, Logical Gamer Enters 158th Straight Minute Of Struggling To Defend InfoWars
Local YouTuber Mitchell “ReasonGamer93” Butler has been delivered with an emergency shipment of food and drink by his mother, as he struggles through his third hour of trying to give a single valid argument...
WoW Player With 17,823 Confirmed Kills To His Name Worried That Latest Expansion Might Cross A Moral Line
After 14 years of slaughtering enemy soldiers, random NPCs, wandering monsters and nearby wildlife, World of Warcraft veteran Darin Newman is wondering whether or not the latest quest lines are taking things a bit...
Local Man Learns Details Of Own Death Through Accidental Amazon Spain Pre-Order Listing
Local man Barry Brady will be killed in a freak lightning strike next Thursday at precisely 12:06 PM, according to a leaked listing which briefly popped up on Amazon Spain. Although the listing has...
“It’s A Kindness”: Meet The Gamers Who Are Letting Their Partners Believe That Star Citizen Will Actually Come Out
With Star Citizen continuing not to release, many gamers are walking away and deciding to move on with their lives. Some, however, have embraced the uncertainty of the phenomenon, willing themselves to believe in...
ICYMI: The Loaded Rifle In The Background Of “Chekhov’s Gun” Was A Massive Spoiler
Fans of Chekhov’s Gun have been on the hunt after the game director revealed that there was one massive easter egg waiting to be found. Now, a bunch of enterprising Redditors have cracked the...
